- LE JACOBO

 

The inter­net is crazy with this happening.

Of course, the inter­net loves everyt­hing they can talk about a lot, and the whole MKJ per­son is no plain sub­ject, I’m not gonna start tal­king about his con­tro­ver­sial self throughout the years, that’s over­done, and at this point, boring.

I’m gonna talk about the noto­rious­ness of the Snappy peo­ple over the webs trying to own the best head­line for this event.

I saw over 9000 (hey note apart, that pun is all wrong, should be 8000, that’s what vegeta says when nappa asks! noti­ced the other day thanks to Dra­gon­Ball Kai, and Jimmy) msn nick­na­mes, face­book sta­tus, tum­blr thin­gies, twit­ter thin­gies, sub­ni­ck­na­mes, and wha­te­ver saying stuff like “good night sweet prince” going all “the awe­some MJ is dead, you’ll never be forgotten”.

But the good stuff goes below, well not really the good stuff, the GOOD WAN­NABE stuff goes below.

Some other peo­ple was having Snappy Iro­nic snappy nick­na­mes, mes­sa­ges, about it:

so I went and thought of making a ran­king. which was meant to be sorta top5, but most of them were so lame, that I’m redu­cing it to three, or four, since I’m just remem­be­ring anot­her one that was funny.

and here it is! the

TOP FOUR SNAPPY MJ MES­SA­GES REQUEST COUNTDOWN!

 

4– They can’t bury or cre­mate him, there’s too much plas­tic in his body, so they’re going to melt him to lego bri­cks. So the kids can still play with him

3 — It took 10 years for his body to die along with his career

2 — BREA­KING NEWS: Jack­son would have cho­cked with a Wrap­ped Boy (that was in spa­nish where Wrap­ped boy, “niño envuelto” is a sorta ara­bic dish)

1 – I’m sure this mofo’s gonna resuscitate..

 

said ‘nuff

Sup Elvis.